Swipe Right on Life: The Hilarious Maze of Modern Dating at 39
Love, Laughter, and Lessons So You Don’t Have To Feel Bad
Dating — the universal glue that holds our messy lives together. That’s why we jump onto those apps, right? It’s like a crash course in self-discovery, served with a side of heartbreak, a sprinkling of lessons, and a dash of “what the heck did I just experience?”
Let’s not kid ourselves — the dating scene right now is like a circus without a ringmaster.
It’s like we’ve all collectively forgotten the ancient art of genuine connection. Instead, we’re swiping right as if our lives depend on it, then swiping left, only to end up in a pit of despair, wondering why the dating gods are conspiring against us.
Sex? Oh, that’s as accessible as your favorite cat video on YouTube. Everyone’s aiming to rack up notches on their bedpost to boost their fragile ego. From Onlyfans to one night stands, we’re on apps trying to find “the one,” or hitting up bars in search of a good time.